What’s your favorite Christmas gift? Mine literally fell out of the sky

Today being Christmas, I’ll share with you some of my favorite gifts of all time.

The first is an electric blanket given to me by my friends Sandy and Dave Jacobs of Fort Walton Beach. It has warmed me for years to the point it is old and worn out.

I told my friend Ray Aldridge of Fort Walton Beach, who nagged me for years to buy a computer so I cold write a novel, that I first needed to cross off everything on my Need-To-Get List. One of those items was a Stanley hammer. Later, Ray presented me with a Stanley hammer, with a note that said: “I hope this brings you one step closer to the computer.” Next year, I bought the computer. The novel came out a month ago.

Otis Gossman presented me with a bottle of Absolut for Christmas 1983. I was a beer drinker, not a vodka drinker, but to make Otis feel better I tasted the stuff. Lo! It was splendid.

Over the years Mom and Dad have given me any number of great Christmas gifts, but the one I remember best landed on my chest-of-drawers on a July night. I was working the late shift on an assembly line to save money for college. When I got home that night, I flipped on my bedroom light, instantly knew that something was right, and saw it: a new stereo! A Sound Design with a turntable, an AM-FM tuner and an eight-track player. I wore out three needles on that turntable.

My cousin Dot, who died a few years back, had a knack for giving cool Christmas gifts. Once it was a Kodak pocket camera. Then it was U.S. currency proof sets. I still have the photos and the coins.

Jimmy Ready, my uncle, who lives here in Fort Walton Beach, gave me a portable shortwave radio one Christmas. Many were the nights I listened to Radio Moscow, if the ionosphere was right, or Radio Havana. Mostly I kept it tuned to Dutch Van on WNUE, the AM fixture at 1400 on your dial.

When I was in the seventh grade, Mom and Dad gave me a London Fog jacket for Christmas. London Fog was as necessary to my existence as Hang Ten cotton pullovers, which is to say I would not have attended classes at Pryor Junior High School that semester had I not been wearing a London Fog jacket over my Hang Ten shirt. Sadly, the jacket was stolen that spring.

Probably the best gift I ever received was given to me by the good lord on Christmas 1977. I had just graduated from college and I was jobless, with no immediate prospects. I was feeling low.

Mom, Dad and I drove to Columbus, Ohio, to spend Christmas with my sister and brother-in-law. All I remember wanting for Christmas was to feel good about something. I liked snow. Maybe a snowfall would cheer me up.

We were there a week. No snow. On Christmas Eve, a terrible storm swept through. It rained like the dickens, destroying our carefully arranged luminaria. We sat inside, watching the rain beat against the windows.

Christmas morning dawned gray and cold. We opened our gifts. The trip back to Florida loomed. And then it happened.

Big, fat flakes tumbled out of the sky, like parade confetti. This celebration gave way to a driving, no-nonsense snowfall that covered the ground.

Mom and Dad bought me a plane ticket and told me I cold stay another couple of weeks.

A miracle, for Christmas.

This column was originally published in the Northwest Florida Daily News on December 25, 1996, and is used with permission.

About the author:

Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone’s stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra’s Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year’s Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone’s comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled “December” for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman’s Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone’s novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild’s award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”

Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida’s best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.

As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn’t look a day over 94.

Contact Del at [email protected]. He is also on Facebook, twitter, Pinterest, tumblr, TikTok, and Instagram. Visit his website at delstonejr.com .