I see where President Fleet Enema wants to replace Pride Month with something called Title IX Month. How does one celebrate Title IX Month? Do they go out and beat up a trans athlete? Luckily, we don’t require the president’s… READ MORE
I’ll tell you this: They try to arrest California Gov. Gavin Newsom and they’ll create an instant hero. Everybody will rally around him. He’ll become the public face of the opposition. He’ll become the next president of the United States…. READ MORE
As President Tapeworm and Elon Musk went at it hammer and tong on Thursday, sad little MAGAts were squirming and squealing in Truth Social and Twitter as they begged Mom and Dad to stop fighting. “Can’t we just go back… READ MORE
This will be short but sweet. After yesterday’s train wreck between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, I believe there’s only one clear path forward. Jeffrey Epstein’s files must be released to public scrutiny. If it is determined Donald Trump committed… READ MORE
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Today I got rid of my Alcoholics Anonymous chips. I haven’t “gone back out,” as we used to say in the program. I can never drink again, thanks to my malfunctioning heart. I got rid of them because I’ve been… READ MORE
I see where Elon Musk has delivered his final “sieg heils” to President Scabies and the DC crowd, except this time it wasn’t a one-armed salute but a one-finger salute as he described President Scabies’ “one big, beautiful bill” as… READ MORE
The other day, somebody gave me a hard time for referring to Donald J. Trump as President Crotch Lice. They told me I would not be able to make my point as long as I was name-calling. I wanted to… READ MORE
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I found this online. I thought it was good. I’m posting it here, on the first day of Pride Month 2025: — My son is 15. I never bought him a Pride onesie when he was a baby. I never… READ MORE
I got a comment on one of my videos the other day, and the person said something to the effect, “If you hate this country so much, why don’t you just get out? Move to another country!” To that person… READ MORE
Oh! Hey! How’s it going? I’ve been looking for that $5,000 check we were supposed to get from DOGE. Remember that? A month or so ago you couldn’t go online without some MAGAt telling you we were all going to… READ MORE