Zelenskyy doesn’t wear a suit and the incels have got their knickers in a twist
It wasn’t long ago that President Michelin Man, that svelte, sleek, 225-pound, 6-foot 2-inch glistening example of American manhood – oh, give me a break. The guy’s 5-10 and weighs damn near 300 pounds and the only reason he glistens is because they’ve pumped him so full of Zocor the fat is oozing from his skin pores.
He and that little couch-fucking sock puppet of a vice president, J.D. Vance, who looks like one of those Christmas Nutcracker dolls that Ivanka dressed up with some eyeliner – they had to put plastic slipcovers on the Oval Office couch because Vice President Sock Puppet couldn’t remember to bring his trick towel – they were meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and they were making fun of him for not wearing a suit.
Actually, it wasn’t they who were making fun of him. It was a guy by the name of Brian Glenn, a fake reporter who’s a corpulent sac of pus. He has to wear a suit because that big belly of his would maim innocent bystanders if he didn’t.
He’s best known for being Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend. You know who Marjorie Taylor Greene is – that so-called U.S. representative from Georgia who spends all her time in the gym training for the Special Olympics. She’s also Pam Bondi’s sponsor in Bottle Blondes Anonymous. Anyway, it was Glenn who was making fun of Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit.
Meanwhile, just a few days ago, President Michelin Man hosted a meeting with another world leader, El Salvador’s “cool dictator” whose name I will not even attempt to spell because it looks like something out of Star Trek. He’s at left in the photo and let me ask you guys something: Is that a suit? With all that black is he the “cool dictator” or the “goth dictator”? Or maybe he’s just trying to evoke that Undertaker Chic look.
At any rate, why weren’t they making fun of him for not wearing a suit? Is it because they were afraid that one day he might be handing them orange jump suits and controlling their supply of Vaseline and Preparation H?
It’s just another example of MAGA hypocrisy. You know, like that kid on TikTok – what’s his name? Harry something. The kid with rosy cheeks who’s always bashing the Republicans and MAGA, and they bash him back, calling him “soy boy” and “beta male” – that is until they found out he was hooking up with every woman he could lay his hands on. They were instantly jealous. That’s because they’re all basement-dwelling incels who couldn’t get a date with a girl if they were incarcerated in a SuperMax prison for women. The only time they come out of the house is to go on a pew-pew spree like that nutcase at FSU.
I can’t wait for all these MAGA freaks to fly off to Mars with Elon Musk and eat asparagus the rest of their lives.
It’s gonna be a beautiful day.
About the author:
Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone's stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra's Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone's comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled "December" for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman's Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone's novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild's award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”
Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida's best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.
As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn't look a day over 94.
It wasn’t long ago that President Michelin Man, that svelte, sleek, 225-pound, 6-foot 2-inch glistening example of American manhood – oh, give me a break. The guy’s 5-10 and weighs damn near 300 pounds and the only reason he glistens… READ MORE
Guns spell the difference between fantasy and reality in America
In response to my post about the FSU mass shooting I received a very nice message from a lady in Ireland, who said she could not understand why some Americans are so obsessed with guns.
She said in Ireland even the police don’t carry guns. They use tasers and pepper spray.
Well, I think I can answer her question.
I would start that there is a very strange disassociation that takes place in the minds of some Americans which separates their reality from a fantasy world they inhabit.
I call it the Wild West Mentality.
These people tend to see themselves as rugged individualists who have brought themselves up by their bootstraps, and as a consequence they can do whatever they want. They can follow whatever laws they want. They cut their own swaths, so to speak. And if things get tough or unpleasant, they can hop on the ol’ horse and ride off into the sunset, or settle their differences with firepower.
The reality is, they feel inadequate, and they need that gun to compensate for those inadequacies. They’re either under-endowed down below, or they’re emotionally crippled. The only way they can feel like real men is to strap a six-shooter to their hip.
Unfortunately, in the process of these people finding themselves, a lot of innocent, well-balanced Americans suffer the consequences. At least in some cases.
And that’s the sad truth, at least as I see it.
About the author:
Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone's stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra's Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone's comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled "December" for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman's Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone's novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild's award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”
Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida's best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.
As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn't look a day over 94.
In response to my post about the FSU mass shooting I received a very nice message from a lady in Ireland, who said she could not understand why some Americans are so obsessed with guns. She said in Ireland even… READ MORE
Del and Mladen review ‘Sinners’
Image courtesy of Warner Brothers.
“Sinners” Starring Michael B. Jordan, Miles Caton, Saul Williams, Andrene Ward-Hammond and others. Directed by Ryan Coogler. 2 hours, 17 minutes. Rated R. Theatrical release. Plot summary: Twin brothers Smoke and Stack return to their Mississippi hometown to open a… READ MORE
It’s not just a cult. It’s a cancer
Alleged FSU shooter Phoenix Ikner.
This disgusting piece of trash is allegedly responsible for the rampage at Florida State University yesterday that cost two people their lives and left several others wounded.
It seems as often as not the people behind these tragedies are young, white, aggrieved males who have embraced a philosophy that celebrates hate, rage and violence.
It’s not just a cult. It’s a cancer, and it’s eating away at our society.
God, we need a cure … and soon.
About the author:
Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone's stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra's Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone's comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled "December" for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman's Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone's novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild's award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”
Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida's best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.
As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn't look a day over 94.
This disgusting piece of trash is allegedly responsible for the rampage at Florida State University yesterday that cost two people their lives and left several others wounded. It seems as often as not the people behind these tragedies are young,… READ MORE
I gotta call bullshit on this one
So let me see if I’ve got this straight.
Our “president,” Donald J. Corleone Trump, wants to invade Canada and force it to become our 51st state, snatch Greenland from our NATO ally Denmark, send the military into Mexico to wage war with the drug cartels, invade Panama and seize the Panama Canal, start a trade war with the entire world and simultaneous to all this shit balance the budget, pay down the debt, rebuild the country, solve the fentanyl crisis, bring down the price of eggs, bring down the price of gasoline AND cram 300 pounds of lard into an alleged 225-pound frame, thus defying the laws of gravity and physics, but he CAN’T get one guy – ONE GUY – out of a prison in El Salvador owned and operated by his pal, the cool dictator, who by the way looks like he should be working in a hair care salon in Beverly Hills. Donald J. Corleone Trump can’t do that?
I’m sorry guys but I gotta call bullshit on that one. That is some Grade A, world-class bullshit.
Does he think the rest of us are as dumb as the people who voted for him?
He needs to get off his lard ass, do what the Supreme Court told him to do and get that guy back here.
And while he’s at it, tell that Stepford Wife attorney general of his, Pam Bondi, to fix her roots. They’re looking pretty bad. Maybe the cool dictator hair salon guy can take care of that for her.
One last thing: I noticed the cool dictator wasn’t wearing a suit when he met with Trump, but nobody said a word. Where is Brian Glenn, corpulent trichinosis worm boyfriend of Queen of the Convenience Store Dumpster Trade Marjorie Taylor Greene, when you need him?
About the author:
Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone's stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra's Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone's comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled "December" for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman's Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone's novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild's award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”
Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida's best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.
As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn't look a day over 94.
So let me see if I’ve got this straight. Our “president,” Donald J. Corleone Trump, wants to invade Canada and force it to become our 51st state, snatch Greenland from our NATO ally Denmark, send the military into Mexico to… READ MORE
Maybe Kar Kar Leavitt should start a 12-step group for bottle blondes
At a press conference recently, Donald Strump’s White House Spokesbitch Karoline Leavitt, oh she of the smug, imperious dismissal, brought up the subject of Strump’s surging popularity in the polls.
For somebody who doesn’t care about the polls, he sure spends a lot of time looking at them.
Specifically, Ms. Leavitt – or can we be less formal and call her Kar Kar – referenced a poll published in the Daily Mail that showed el presidente’s popularity at record highs.
Before I go any farther, let me ask something: What is it with MAGA women’s obsession with blindingly blonde hair? I think Ms. Leavitt and Pam Bondi should start a 12-step group for bottle blondes. It must be an Aryan thing, like the MAGA “men” wearing blood red ties – not just “blood red ties” but arterial blood red ties. I haven’t seen that much red since the May Day celebration in Moscow’s Red Square.
The Daily Mail is a UK-based tabloid newspaper. My British friends tell me it is to the U.K. what The National Enquirer is to the U.S. We all know the tabloids are purveyors of the very finest journalism, such as: “Queen Gives Birth to Bigfoot’s Love Child,” “Flying Saucer Lands in Trafalgar Square and out Walks Younger, Dapper Winston Churchill,” or “Donald Strump’s Popularity Surges in New Poll.”
Meanwhile, in the world of Big Boy Journalism, which publishes REAL polls, Donald Strump’s popularity is circling the toilet bowl.
But that’s OK, Kar Kar. You take the good news wherever you can find it. You keep us up to date on the whereabouts of Bigfoot. Maybe somebody will slap him with a paternity suit.
That’s the view from zero elevation. You have yourself a sweet day … Kar Kar.
About the author:
Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone's stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra's Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone's comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled "December" for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman's Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone's novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild's award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”
Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida's best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.
As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn't look a day over 94.
At a press conference recently, Donald Strump’s White House Spokesbitch Karoline Leavitt, oh she of the smug, imperious dismissal, brought up the subject of Strump’s surging popularity in the polls. For somebody who doesn’t care about the polls, he sure… READ MORE
Is see where some of Jabba the Trump’s lapdogs have taken to wearing lapel pins with his likeness.
The last time we saw anything like that was when Chairman Mao eradicated tens of millions of his Chinese countrymen during the famines and the Cultural Revolution.
And you say MAGA isn’t a cult – ha!
The only thing I’d use with a Trump likeness is a roll of toilet paper.
About the author:
Del Stone Jr. is a professional fiction writer. He is known primarily for his work in the contemporary dark fiction field, but has also published science fiction and contemporary fantasy. Stone's stories, poetry and scripts have appeared in publications such as Amazing Stories, Eldritch Tales, and Bantam-Spectra's Full Spectrum. His short fiction has been published in The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII; Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; the Pocket Books anthology More Phobias; the Barnes & Noble anthologies 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, Horrors! 365 Scary Stories, and 100 Astounding Little Alien Stories; the HWA anthology Psychos; and other short fiction venues, like Blood Muse, Live Without a Net, Zombiesque and Sex Macabre. Stone's comic book debut was in the Clive Barker series of books, Hellraiser, published by Marvel/Epic and reprinted in The Best of Hellraiser anthology. He has also published stories in Penthouse Comix, and worked with artist Dave Dorman on many projects, including the illustrated novella “Roadkill,” a short story for the Andrew Vachss anthology Underground from Dark Horse, an ashcan titled "December" for Hero Illustrated, and several of Dorman's Wasted Lands novellas and comics, such as Rail from Image and “The Uninvited.” Stone's novel, Dead Heat, won the 1996 International Horror Guild's award for best first novel and was a runner-up for the Bram Stoker Award. Stone has also been a finalist for the IHG award for short fiction, the British Fantasy Award for best novella, and a semifinalist for the Nebula and Writers of the Future awards. His stories have appeared in anthologies that have won the Bram Stoker Award and the World Fantasy Award. Two of his works were optioned for film, the novella “Black Tide” and short story “Crisis Line.”
Stone recently retired after a 41-year career in journalism. He won numerous awards for his work, and in 1986 was named Florida's best columnist in his circulation division by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors. In 2001 he received an honorable mention from the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association for his essay “When Freedom of Speech Ends” and in 2003 he was voted Best of the Best in the category of columnists by Emerald Coast Magazine. He participated in book signings and awareness campaigns, and was a guest on local television and radio programs.
As an addendum, Stone is single, kills tomatoes and morning glories with ruthless efficiency, once tied the stem of a cocktail cherry in a knot with his tongue, and carries a permanent scar on his chest after having been shot with a paintball gun. He’s in his 60s as of this writing but doesn't look a day over 94.
Is see where some of Jabba the Trump’s lapdogs have taken to wearing lapel pins with his likeness. The last time we saw anything like that was when Chairman Mao eradicated tens of millions of his Chinese countrymen during the… READ MORE
Save us from the SAVE act!
Image by Jessica Rodriguez Rivas. CC license.
Those morons in Congress went ahead and passed the SAVE Act. I’ve told you about that stupid law in the past. It makes it damn near impossible for certain groups of people to vote because it requires you to have… READ MORE
I want my cookie for losing weight!
This is me in 1985, standing at the door of my '84 Firebird. Wasn't I a sleek, svelte little punk? Image by Joyce Stone
Di you enjoy Thanksgiving? I didn’t. I had a plate brimming with guilt, an extra helping of disgust, and I topped it off with a bowl of frosty self-loathing. See, it’s the weight thing. As in, I’m gaining weight. After… READ MORE
Mladen and Del review ‘A Minecraft Movie’
Image courtesy of Warner Bros. and Legendary.
“A Minecraft Movie” Starring Jack Black as Steve, Jason Momoa as Garrett, Emma Myers as Natalie, Sebastian Hansen as Henry, Danielle Brooks as Dawn, Jennifer Coolidge as Vice Principal Marlene, and others. Directed by Jared Hess. 1 hour, 41 minutes…. READ MORE
