President Kim Jong Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth – call sign “Hops & Barley” – have both told the American people that America “obliterated” Iran’s efforts to build an atomic bomb. They sure do love that word “obliterate.”… READ MORE
I got this email the other day from a man who had read my story “Lighting the Corpses,” which was published in “Robert Bloch’s Psychos” in 1997. I thought it might be fun to reproduce his question and my response,… READ MORE
President Moss in His Teeth returned early from the G7 economic summit in Canada to address urgent national security issues. And I would agree – we do have urgent national security issues. We have a drunken TV personality in charge… READ MORE
I see where President Fleet Enema wants to replace Pride Month with something called Title IX Month. How does one celebrate Title IX Month? Do they go out and beat up a trans athlete? Luckily, we don’t require the president’s… READ MORE
I’ll tell you this: They try to arrest California Gov. Gavin Newsom and they’ll create an instant hero. Everybody will rally around him. He’ll become the public face of the opposition. He’ll become the next president of the United States…. READ MORE
Well, for the past few days the poor little MAGAts have been publicly lamenting the feud between Elon Musk and President Training Bra. They’ve been wishing they could go back to the good old days when those two were getting… READ MORE
As President Tapeworm and Elon Musk went at it hammer and tong on Thursday, sad little MAGAts were squirming and squealing in Truth Social and Twitter as they begged Mom and Dad to stop fighting. “Can’t we just go back… READ MORE
This will be short but sweet. After yesterday’s train wreck between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, I believe there’s only one clear path forward. Jeffrey Epstein’s files must be released to public scrutiny. If it is determined Donald Trump committed… READ MORE
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Today I got rid of my Alcoholics Anonymous chips. I haven’t “gone back out,” as we used to say in the program. I can never drink again, thanks to my malfunctioning heart. I got rid of them because I’ve been… READ MORE
I see where Elon Musk has delivered his final “sieg heils” to President Scabies and the DC crowd, except this time it wasn’t a one-armed salute but a one-finger salute as he described President Scabies’ “one big, beautiful bill” as… READ MORE