While President Anal Polyp plays golf, America burns

The stock market is in meltdown mode. The Dow Jones has fallen 2,200 points in the last two days of trading. Economists the world over are saying President Anal Polyp’s tariffs will plunge the world into a recession. Meanwhile, millions… READ MORE

I want my cookie for losing weight!

This is me in 1985, standing at the door of my '84 Firebird. Wasn't I a sleek, svelte little punk? Image by Joyce Stone

Di you enjoy Thanksgiving? I didn’t. I had a plate brimming with guilt, an extra helping of disgust, and I topped it off with a bowl of frosty self-loathing. See, it’s the weight thing. As in, I’m gaining weight. After… READ MORE

You voted for this, pain and all

I’m seeing more and more people online saying, “I voted for Donald Trump, but I didn’t vote to lose my job! I didn’t vote for a global trade war! I didn’t vote for Elon Musk to run amok, slashing government… READ MORE

Could it be the MAGAts are just full of shit?

If George Soros is the evil mastermind the MAGAts make him out to be, why isn’t he buying up elections, like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel? Why isn’t he doing that? Could it be he isn’t the evil mastermind the… READ MORE

Christian terrorists and MAGAts doth protest too much

From now on, when I hear a so-called Christian, conservative, MAGAt, or Republican attack the LGBTQ community for “indoctrinating” our children to the gay “lifestyle,” or “grooming” children, I’m going to assume they’re hiding something. Because as often as not,… READ MORE

It’s time to pull the plug on Musk

Elon Musk. Image by Gage Skidmore. CC license

I think the honeymoon between Diaper Donnie and his master, Elon Musk, will come to an end sometime this year. Musk is sinking in the polls faster than a Model 3 driven off a short pier. His approval rating is… READ MORE