The other day, somebody gave me a hard time for referring to Donald J. Trump as President Crotch Lice. They told me I would not be able to make my point as long as I was name-calling. I wanted to… READ MORE
Image by Jernej Furman. CC license.
I found this online. I thought it was good. I’m posting it here, on the first day of Pride Month 2025: — My son is 15. I never bought him a Pride onesie when he was a baby. I never… READ MORE
I got a comment on one of my videos the other day, and the person said something to the effect, “If you hate this country so much, why don’t you just get out? Move to another country!” To that person… READ MORE
Oh! Hey! How’s it going? I’ve been looking for that $5,000 check we were supposed to get from DOGE. Remember that? A month or so ago you couldn’t go online without some MAGAt telling you we were all going to… READ MORE
Pride Month is coming up, and every year the same thing happens: A bunch of allegedly straight men start complaining, “Gosh, the queers get a whole month to be appreciated, and for the military? Nothing.” Let me just nip that… READ MORE
Florida governor Ron DeSantis. Image by NARA. CC license.
Florida governor Ron DeFascist recently announced the creation of a DOGE-like panel that would look for waste and fraud in Florida government. When you consider the Republicans have been in charge of Florida government the past 26 years, that must… READ MORE
Thanks to Gareth Stearns for these images of the April 6, 1972 Smoke Signals, school newspaper for Choctawhatchee High School, which featured a lengthy column by yours truly. As far back as 12th grade I was blathering my opinion for… READ MORE
Acting Secretary Gaynor Tours the U.S. Capitol Washington, D.C. (January 17, 2021) Acting Homeland Security Secretary Pete Gaynor and Acting Secretary of Defense Christopher Miller tour the U.S. Capitol building and interact with National Guard Soldiers assigned to ensure security ahead of the Presidential Inauguration. Original public domain image from Flickr
Got a question for the MAGAts. The other day, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives voted to approve a budget that, when you strip away all the horseshit, amounts to this: It takes money away from people who don’t have very… READ MORE
As you can imagine, the MAGAts don’t like me very much. That’s OK. I don’t like them very much either. They can’t really attack me for the content of my posts, so they attack me for my appearance – the… READ MORE
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristie Noem. Image by Matt Johnson. CC license.
Ah, Kristie Noem. President Scarface’s secretary of Homeland Security. I don’t know whether to call her Minister of Ignorance or Minister of Cruelty. She seems to embody both qualities. I’m sure you remember the story about Kristie Noem and her… READ MORE