So there is no Epstein list … right

So there is no Epstein list. Right. We should believe that. They lied to us about Jan. 6. They said it wasn’t a violent insurrection; it was a peaceful protest. They lied to us about the price of groceries and… READ MORE

Warnings were issued. Forecasters were on the job

Over the past two days I have seen several people online attempt to establish a link between cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the flooding tragedy that happened in Texas on July the Fourth. These are the… READ MORE

It looks like the cons are conning the cons

So now they’re selling Alligator Alcatraz merchandise. That’s right. An internment camp in the middle of a swamp in South Florida has its own line of merchandise – T-shirts, ball caps, water bottles … gosh, what’s next? Nipple rings and… READ MORE

How did you celebrate the Fourth?

Yesterday was the Fourth of July. How did you celebrate? Did you kick the dog? Did you kick the cat? Did you make fun of somebody because they were born with birth defects? Did you get somebody’s 85-year-old grandmother with… READ MORE

The gulag floods. Can the mustache be far behind?

I need to correct an error that appeared in one of my posts. When I wrote about that gulag they’re building in the Everglades, I said the tents would not be air-conditioned. The information I referenced specifically said the tents… READ MORE

Is there a Nobel Prize for clusterfucks?

President Kim Jong Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth – call sign “Hops & Barley” – have both told the American people that America “obliterated” Iran’s efforts to build an atomic bomb. They sure do love that word “obliterate.”… READ MORE

A letter from a fan

I got this email the other day from a man who had read my story “Lighting the Corpses,” which was published in “Robert Bloch’s Psychos” in 1997. I thought it might be fun to reproduce his question and my response,… READ MORE

Will the U.S. go to war with Iran?

President Moss in His Teeth returned early from the G7 economic summit in Canada to address urgent national security issues. And I would agree – we do have urgent national security issues. We have a drunken TV personality in charge… READ MORE