The gulag floods. Can the mustache be far behind?

I need to correct an error that appeared in one of my posts. When I wrote about that gulag they’re building in the Everglades, I said the tents would not be air-conditioned. The information I referenced specifically said the tents… READ MORE

Is there a Nobel Prize for clusterfucks?

President Kim Jong Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth – call sign “Hops & Barley” – have both told the American people that America “obliterated” Iran’s efforts to build an atomic bomb. They sure do love that word “obliterate.”… READ MORE

A letter from a fan

I got this email the other day from a man who had read my story “Lighting the Corpses,” which was published in “Robert Bloch’s Psychos” in 1997. I thought it might be fun to reproduce his question and my response,… READ MORE

Will the U.S. go to war with Iran?

President Moss in His Teeth returned early from the G7 economic summit in Canada to address urgent national security issues. And I would agree – we do have urgent national security issues. We have a drunken TV personality in charge… READ MORE

Happy Pride Month, President Fleet Enema

I see where President Fleet Enema wants to replace Pride Month with something called Title IX Month. How does one celebrate Title IX Month? Do they go out and beat up a trans athlete? Luckily, we don’t require the president’s… READ MORE

This is what I wish we could go back to

Well, for the past few days the poor little MAGAts have been publicly lamenting the feud between Elon Musk and President Training Bra. They’ve been wishing they could go back to the good old days when those two were getting… READ MORE