
Image by Del Stone Jr.
Today I got rid of my Alcoholics Anonymous chips. I haven’t “gone back out,” as we used to say in the program. I can never drink again, thanks to my malfunctioning heart. I got rid of them because I’ve been… READ MORE
I see where Elon Musk has delivered his final “sieg heils” to President Scabies and the DC crowd, except this time it wasn’t a one-armed salute but a one-finger salute as he described President Scabies’ “one big, beautiful bill” as… READ MORE
The other day, somebody gave me a hard time for referring to Donald J. Trump as President Crotch Lice. They told me I would not be able to make my point as long as I was name-calling. I wanted to… READ MORE

Image by Jernej Furman. CC license.
I found this online. I thought it was good. I’m posting it here, on the first day of Pride Month 2025: — My son is 15. I never bought him a Pride onesie when he was a baby. I never… READ MORE
I got a comment on one of my videos the other day, and the person said something to the effect, “If you hate this country so much, why don’t you just get out? Move to another country!” To that person… READ MORE
I’m struggling with something and hope I can gain insight into possible solutions. I’m surrounded by people who voted for the current administration and I’ve got to be honest, I feel like I’ve been betrayed. I feel like when they… READ MORE
Oh! Hey! How’s it going? I’ve been looking for that $5,000 check we were supposed to get from DOGE. Remember that? A month or so ago you couldn’t go online without some MAGAt telling you we were all going to… READ MORE
Pride Month is coming up, and every year the same thing happens: A bunch of allegedly straight men start complaining, “Gosh, the queers get a whole month to be appreciated, and for the military? Nothing.” Let me just nip that… READ MORE

Florida governor Ron DeSantis. Image by NARA. CC license.
Florida governor Ron DeFascist recently announced the creation of a DOGE-like panel that would look for waste and fraud in Florida government. When you consider the Republicans have been in charge of Florida government the past 26 years, that must… READ MORE

Thanks to Gareth Stearns for these images of the April 6, 1972 Smoke Signals, school newspaper for Choctawhatchee High School, which featured a lengthy column by yours truly. As far back as 12th grade I was blathering my opinion for… READ MORE