I’m struggling with something and hope I can gain insight into possible solutions. I’m surrounded by people who voted for the current administration and I’ve got to be honest, I feel like I’ve been betrayed. I feel like when they… READ MORE
Oh! Hey! How’s it going? I’ve been looking for that $5,000 check we were supposed to get from DOGE. Remember that? A month or so ago you couldn’t go online without some MAGAt telling you we were all going to… READ MORE
Pride Month is coming up, and every year the same thing happens: A bunch of allegedly straight men start complaining, “Gosh, the queers get a whole month to be appreciated, and for the military? Nothing.” Let me just nip that… READ MORE

Florida governor Ron DeSantis. Image by NARA. CC license.
Florida governor Ron DeFascist recently announced the creation of a DOGE-like panel that would look for waste and fraud in Florida government. When you consider the Republicans have been in charge of Florida government the past 26 years, that must… READ MORE

Thanks to Gareth Stearns for these images of the April 6, 1972 Smoke Signals, school newspaper for Choctawhatchee High School, which featured a lengthy column by yours truly. As far back as 12th grade I was blathering my opinion for… READ MORE

Acting Secretary Gaynor Tours the U.S. Capitol Washington, D.C. (January 17, 2021) Acting Homeland Security Secretary Pete Gaynor and Acting Secretary of Defense Christopher Miller tour the U.S. Capitol building and interact with National Guard Soldiers assigned to ensure security ahead of the Presidential Inauguration. Original public domain image from Flickr
Got a question for the MAGAts. The other day, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives voted to approve a budget that, when you strip away all the horseshit, amounts to this: It takes money away from people who don’t have very… READ MORE
As you can imagine, the MAGAts don’t like me very much. That’s OK. I don’t like them very much either. They can’t really attack me for the content of my posts, so they attack me for my appearance – the… READ MORE

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristie Noem. Image by Matt Johnson. CC license.
Ah, Kristie Noem. President Scarface’s secretary of Homeland Security. I don’t know whether to call her Minister of Ignorance or Minister of Cruelty. She seems to embody both qualities. I’m sure you remember the story about Kristie Noem and her… READ MORE

The Blue Diamond Gallery. Creative Commons license.
As you know, I am no friend to President Cankersore. In fact, I believe his administration is the most corrupt, the most criminal, the most despicable administration in the history of the United States. These people make Richard Nixon look… READ MORE

Donald J. Trump, aka Mr. Compassion. Image by Gage Skidmore. CC license.
That was a really nice statement posted by President Liver Fluke when it became known Joe Biden has prostate cancer. For a moment – for a brief, shining moment – I had to ask myself: Have I misjudged that creature?… READ MORE