Is see where some of Jabba the Trump’s lapdogs have taken to wearing lapel pins with his likeness. The last time we saw anything like that was when Chairman Mao eradicated tens of millions of his Chinese countrymen during the… READ MORE
Save us from the SAVE act!
Image by Jessica Rodriguez Rivas. CC license.
Those morons in Congress went ahead and passed the SAVE Act. I’ve told you about that stupid law in the past. It makes it damn near impossible for certain groups of people to vote because it requires you to have… READ MORE
Let’s hope the Giant Orange Space Turd goes where nobody has gone before – and stays there!
Well, the Giant Orange Space Turd shut down his tariffs, at least temporarily, and as a result the stock market went into orbit and MAGAts flooded the zone with really awful Star Trek analogies. “Uh, yeah, man, it’s 5-D chess…. READ MORE
While the rest of us are suffering, President Sex Offender is having fun
I suppose you’ve heard about the four American soldiers who were unalived during a training exercise in Lithuania. I don’t know if you are aware of the fact that the Lithuanians gave those soldiers a beautiful send-off. Thousands of Lithuanian… READ MORE
Plan? There is no plan. It’s a simple smash and grab
Stock markets around the world are crashing. As east Asian markets came online late last night trading on the Taiwan and China markets had to be temporarily halted as investors scrambled to protect their assets from the insanity of Donald… READ MORE
While President Anal Polyp plays golf, America burns
The stock market is in meltdown mode. The Dow Jones has fallen 2,200 points in the last two days of trading. Economists the world over are saying President Anal Polyp’s tariffs will plunge the world into a recession. Meanwhile, millions… READ MORE
I want my cookie for losing weight!
This is me in 1985, standing at the door of my '84 Firebird. Wasn't I a sleek, svelte little punk? Image by Joyce Stone
Di you enjoy Thanksgiving? I didn’t. I had a plate brimming with guilt, an extra helping of disgust, and I topped it off with a bowl of frosty self-loathing. See, it’s the weight thing. As in, I’m gaining weight. After… READ MORE
He IS running the country like a business – like a perpetually going-out-of-business mattress store
Two minutes after I uploaded my Farewell to TikTok video yesterday I came to find out the Hemorrhoid in Chief had extended the deadline on the ban by another 75 days. In fact, The Associated Press is reporting Trump had… READ MORE
You voted for this, pain and all
I’m seeing more and more people online saying, “I voted for Donald Trump, but I didn’t vote to lose my job! I didn’t vote for a global trade war! I didn’t vote for Elon Musk to run amok, slashing government… READ MORE
Could it be the MAGAts are just full of shit?
If George Soros is the evil mastermind the MAGAts make him out to be, why isn’t he buying up elections, like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel? Why isn’t he doing that? Could it be he isn’t the evil mastermind the… READ MORE